Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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