Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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