your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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