Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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