no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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