I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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