I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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