He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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