do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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