? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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