yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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