i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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