i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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