I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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