i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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