Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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