Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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