We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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