i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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