So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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