This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My dick has a subreddit
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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