i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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