Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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