We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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