Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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