when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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