Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
then he tried to convert me to islam
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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