id be glad to
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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