The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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