so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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