you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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