I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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