I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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