her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?