guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house