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  So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.

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• (707): View more from California

  Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.

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