problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins