Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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