But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
only you would photoshop your dick
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
