I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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