let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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