So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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