i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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