used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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