You work out of a Hotel?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
