Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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