Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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