i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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