We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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