People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she told me i tasted like america
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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