We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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