Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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