I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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