He is an equal opportunity slut.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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