Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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