I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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