Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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