Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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