So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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