Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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