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(585): View more from New York

Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?

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(517): View more from Michigan

Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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(586): View more from Michigan

just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.

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